Nerd Priorities

A kid was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I`ll turn into a beautiful princess”.

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”

The kid took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I`ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.”

Again the kid took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I`ve told you I`m a beautiful princess, that I`ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won`t you kiss me?”

The kid said, “Look, I`m a nerd. I don`t have time for a girlfriend …but a talking frog, now that`s cool!”

1 year ago by milkshine  #nerd #princess #frog  2 notes

In case there is any confusion…

 Nerd  A person who gains pleasure from amassing large quantities of knowledge about subjects often too detailed or complicated for most other people to be bothered with.

Non-nerds are often scared of nerds, due to their detailed knowledge, and therefore seemingly high levels of intelligence - and subsequently denegrate them as much as possible as often as possible.

Nerds exist covertly within the fabric of society, often choosing to ‘nerd it up’ in private or in the company of fellow nerds. It is for this reason they are feared the most - unlike geeks, who are easily identified, nerds can only be found out when casual conversation reaches a subject that they like nerding. Geek  It doesn’t seem to refer to ‘computer programmers’ as much as it once did when computers weren’t so damn cool handy. Geeks are pretty much people who have a real understanding for a certain topic eg Films, music, cars. It’s usualy that they are totaly obsessed about the topic, or it’s just something they think alot on.   Dork  Often used interchangeably with nerd or geek.
Dorks are typically more noted for their quirky personality and behavior rather than their interests or IQ which may or may not be on level with traditional geeks or nerds. They tend to be more humorous and extroverted and don’t mind laughing at themselves or with others at themselves, as the case may be.      

Provided by UrbanDictionary.com, just so you all have your terminology correct as you go through life proclaiming yourself a geek, nerd, or dork :D

1 year ago by kerstenjaegermeister  #dork #nerd #geek