Anya Love
I have an obsession with Emma Caulfield’s character on Buffy.
“Look I know you find me attractive. I’ve seen you looking at my breasts.”
“Fine. You know what? I hope you die. Aren’t we gonna kiss?”
“I like you. You’re funny, and you’re nicely shaped. And frankly, it’s ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not… interlock. Please remove your clothing now.”
“Quiet! You’ll miss the humourous conclusion”
“This isn’t a relationship. You don’t need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms”
“Slap my hand now! In celebration.”
“Well, I think that’s a shame. I love a ritual sacrifice”
“And after everything you’ve been through with Angel. You really should get yourself a boring boyfriend. Like Xander. You can’t have Xander!”
“For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the Wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe. And now I’m stuck at Sunnydale High. Mortal. Child. And I’m flunking Math”
“Bunnies aren’t just cute like everyone supposes. They’ve got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses! And what’s with all the carrots? What do they need such good eye sight for anyways? Bunnies. Bunnies! It must be bunnies! Or maybe midgets.”
miss this couple <3
